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Pour One Out for Pluto


Not exactly sure how it came to my mind today but I got to thinking about the most brutal demotion in this nation’s history…the heartbreaking story of the planet formerly known as a planet: Pluto. That’s right, two years ago, after 76 years with the same company, Pluto was demoted from planet to dwarf planet. Remember that? Dorks…I mean scientists everywhere were in an outrage. Poor Pluto—edited out of elementary schools posters, erased from clever planet-memorization-acronyms. And now? Almost completely forgotten. So if you’re sitting there feeling sorry for yourself, chin up…at least you’re not Pluto.

–insert moment of silence here–

Ummm but in other news can you guys believe this product exists?

Updating my bosses contacts,


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