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“Big Gulps, eh?”…


…was the overly cliche’d opener that the Fur-collar-wearing Lab guy used on me just now. To his credit, though, I was drinking a 32 ouncer.

You see, earlier today he had offered my a piece of aged white cheddar (note i didnt blog about that because I love cheese so much i didnt realize this was an abnormal office gesture), and was following up with a brief haiku about how much he loved cheese, women and alcohol.

He said he had baileys in his coffee and I said…”Don’t you work in a lab, with science? Doesnt booze interfere with that ever?” and he replied simply, “Science is science, but alcohol is awesome.”
End scene.

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